I am a government agent

I boarded the N subway at Union Square last Friday, and a homeless guy with a long beard and dirty clothes came right behind me and looked at me intensely, threatened to sit next to me, but in the end chose to sit accross from me.

The he started to recite his hypnotic poetry, with a deep voice, Jim Morrison style... it went like this:

Never met a woman that was not a government agent
Never met a woman that was not a government agent
HA HA HA

It is easy to recognize a government agent:
A woman speaks other languages, government agent!
She travels a lot, government agent!
She makes international phone calls, government agent!
She has a college degree, government agent!
She has clean clothes, government agent!

Then he proceeded to repeat.

I check in all the categories so I must be one.